CHAPTER 1 - 17 Must Ask Questions
1) Who is Misterrrr Bil??
A friend from Indonesia was in town a couple of days ago. Over some fresh coffee at a kopitiam he casually mentioned that "Misterrr Bil" actually arrived on Indonesian shores sometime ago as a telco technician for AT&T which had a project with a telco in Indonesia. He never had any formal experience teaching bands before Indonesia. He sort of "goofed" around with Indonesian bands finally ending up as management team staff of one of the Indonesian bands. What is his credentials with DCE my fren have no idea except that both are from Netherlands.
2) Where to shop for "WORLD" sanction?
Email DCE or just be creative and appoint yourself a WORLD body
3) How to get DCE "sanction" or license partner?
Just buy by paying 1,500 Euros annual fee and 1,000 Euros per competition
(this IS actual from DCE) and walla! You can run your own WORLD competition
4) How to "create" WORLD class judge?
Organise Judges College
5) How long to qualify as WORLD class judge?
3 days
6) What is qualification to be WORLD class judge?
None
7) Who should apply?
Anyone oso can...cikgu ke....star gazer ke....
8) How much should I pay for this certificate?
None. Just pay for food, lodging and air ticket/holiday package of kwailo/angmo trainer
9) Which organisation recognise this certificate?
It is recognised "WORLDWIDE" by:
WBC- World Band Competition (WORLD governing body from Desa Pandan)
MWBC - Malaysia World Band Competition ( WORLD class Indonesian open)
DCA- Drum Corp Asia ( coming soon..if it is not washed out by the monsoon??)
DCU - Drum Corp Universe ( next year...bigger than WORLD)
DCH - Drum Corp Heaven (even bigger than Universe!)
10) What other names are "still available" ( better hurry before somebody tapau all) for WORLD class competitions?
WMBC- World Malaysia Band Competition
BCMW- Band Competition Malaysia World
BCWM - Band Competition World Malaysia
UBC - Universe Band Competition
HBC - Heaven Band Competition
11) Where are these world competitions held?
Malaysia - last one was held in palm oil plantation
12) What are the addresses of these organisations?
Same address, same floor, same desk, same person, different phone numbers
13) How to become technical director of WORLD class competition?
Get employed by above WORLD class organiser (ask Misterrr Bil)
14) How to become chief judge of WORLD class competition?
Same answer as previous question (ask Misterrr Bil)
15) Isn't that a conflict of interest?
Who cares (ask Misterrr Bil)
16) What other MUST have qualification needed for this job?
Must be white guy (kwailo/angmo) and wear glasses to look more "WORLD"
17) What you need not worry?
Don't worry if you are tone deaf
Don't worry if you cannot add numbers or dunno how to count
Don't worry if you can only blurt in the MP3 " barisan tak kemas..."
There you are...it's so simple. Now everyone can organise WORLD class competition!
WATCH OUT FOR UPCOMING BOOKS...
1) How to be Misterrr Bil for Dummies
2) How to form Persatuan Pancaragam for Dummies
3) How to become WORLD class marching band competition technical director/ chief judge for Dummies
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